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There is some theoretical amount of honesty that is indistinguishable from mental illness. āScott Adams
Home is where you can say whatever you want because no one listens to you anyway.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness⢠(no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitterā¢, the beer they named for Bob
Bug apocalypse on your Romaine? Lettuce Spray.
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Ah-HAH! So, a tangerine is my math-ive misunderstanding….NOW, I get it!
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Sin, cos, tan… gotta love those trigonometry puns. š
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Thank you for explaining this one.
I never could pass even Algebra 101!
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Join the club. I bombed in algebra.
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I loved math. It was like a language to me. Then, when I was in my early 30s, I had a transient ischemic attack, often called a “mini stroke.” Although the doctors said that I had no evidence of any brain damage, unfortunately I lost my math skills. I’m glad that’s all I lost, though.
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Oh, dear. I’m so sorry.
Also glad, though, that that’s “all” you lost.
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Yikes! Thank God it wasn’t any worse than that, and I’m glad it didn’t affect the part of your brain that controls your writing proficiency.
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Oh, indeed.
Me, too: I love your writing š
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Thank you! ššš
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Have a pun chuckle. Enjoy!
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All truly groanworthy!
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Ooooo!! I just love punnies…thanks for the laugh! š
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Attila the Pun strikes again!
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tan(gerine). Ok, that only took 5 minutes to figure out.
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Yeah; me, too! I needed it explained to me.
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Ah, food puns…you just can’t beet them.
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These are ALL hilarious!
Melba and the Sourdough!
Creature From the Black Legumes!
Dip Ahead; Potato Chips Next Exit!
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They’re all great–thanks! I love intelligent humour that’s actually funny.
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Get ready for some PUNishment, courtesy of BlueBird š±
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HA! The mocktails somehow hit me just right.
And say hi to your cousin Orville. He is my favorite. He’ll know why
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Oh, I love good groaners! (Yes, Virginia, there IS such a thing.)
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Love them, especially the complex carbohydrates and the steamed vegetables! (Ding Dong the witch is dead is pretty funny also) Thanks for the smiles.
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I might have stopped laughing by this evening!
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hahaha! thanks for the laughs Bluebird!!
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Letās try this again PunnyBro.
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Thank you for the link. š
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Hilarious!
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Thank you for the link. š
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Lol to the jokes! The tangerine one reminds of my maths in school though haha š
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