Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's sister-in-law Sybil
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Bug apocalypse on your Romaine? Lettuce Spray.
LikeLiked by 3 people
Ah-HAH! So, a tangerine is my math-ive misunderstanding….NOW, I get it!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Sin, cos, tan… gotta love those trigonometry puns. 😁
LikeLiked by 3 people
Thank you for explaining this one.
I never could pass even Algebra 101!
LikeLiked by 2 people
Join the club. I bombed in algebra.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I loved math. It was like a language to me. Then, when I was in my early 30s, I had a transient ischemic attack, often called a “mini stroke.” Although the doctors said that I had no evidence of any brain damage, unfortunately I lost my math skills. I’m glad that’s all I lost, though.
LikeLiked by 2 people
Oh, dear. I’m so sorry.
Also glad, though, that that’s “all” you lost.
LikeLiked by 2 people
Yikes! Thank God it wasn’t any worse than that, and I’m glad it didn’t affect the part of your brain that controls your writing proficiency.
LikeLiked by 2 people
Oh, indeed.
Me, too: I love your writing 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thank you! 💘💘💘
LikeLiked by 1 person
Have a pun chuckle. Enjoy!
LikeLiked by 1 person
All truly groanworthy!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ooooo!! I just love punnies…thanks for the laugh! 😀
LikeLiked by 1 person
Attila the Pun strikes again!
LikeLiked by 1 person
tan(gerine). Ok, that only took 5 minutes to figure out.
LikeLiked by 2 people
Yeah; me, too! I needed it explained to me.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ah, food puns…you just can’t beet them.
LikeLiked by 2 people
These are ALL hilarious!
Melba and the Sourdough!
Creature From the Black Legumes!
Dip Ahead; Potato Chips Next Exit!
LikeLiked by 1 person
They’re all great–thanks! I love intelligent humour that’s actually funny.
LikeLiked by 2 people
Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Get ready for some PUNishment, courtesy of BlueBird 😱
LikeLiked by 1 person
😀 😀 😀
LikeLiked by 1 person
😉
LikeLiked by 1 person
HA! The mocktails somehow hit me just right.
And say hi to your cousin Orville. He is my favorite. He’ll know why
LikeLiked by 1 person
Oh, I love good groaners! (Yes, Virginia, there IS such a thing.)
LikeLiked by 1 person
Love them, especially the complex carbohydrates and the steamed vegetables! (Ding Dong the witch is dead is pretty funny also) Thanks for the smiles.
LikeLiked by 1 person
I might have stopped laughing by this evening!
LikeLiked by 1 person
hahaha! thanks for the laughs Bluebird!!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Let’s try this again PunnyBro.
Sent from my iPhone
LikeLike
[…] via The pun also rises — fun with food edition […]
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thank you for the link. 🙂
LikeLike
Hilarious!
LikeLiked by 1 person
[…] Character Development | Writing Your First Novel […]
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thank you for the link. 🙂
LikeLike
Lol to the jokes! The tangerine one reminds of my maths in school though haha 😂
LikeLiked by 2 people