Let this be a warning to all of you horse owners, in the unlikely event that you are ever tempted to give your horse a rubber chicken.
bluebird of bitterness
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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bluebird of bitterness 
It’s impossible not to laugh at that.
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Well, it cracked me up, but I tend to be easily amused. I posted it mostly out of curiosity, to see if any of my readers would also find it funny. 🙂
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Oh, my GOD, is this hilarious! I am gasping for breath!
It actually sounds EXACTLY like a real chicken (or geese) when s/he does that.
Probably due to my urban upbringing I never think of horses as being playful in this kind of way.
(Very glad they’re not living right next door, though!)
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Yep, you and me both. 🙂
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This horse has an amazing sense of focus . Hilarious 😀
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I laughed so much that now I’m hoarse!
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Maybe you should call yourself “Peter’s PUNdering.”
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It has been suggested before! I do like a good pun. (not that mine was a good one really!)
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Oh, you English! 😉 It was excellent!
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Mission accomplished!
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Oh great, now my boys are yapping at the front door, convinced some weird braying (neighing??) squeeky toy has gotten loose. It took me over an hour to calm them down, now I bet I won’t get them quiet all day! BWAHHHAHAHAHAH by the way. Hilarious and yes, wildly weird!!
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Oh dear… I should have put a warning on it to lower the volume before listening. 🙂
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SO so funny! I laughed until tears came. Thank you so much for passing this one along 🙂
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Beyond a shadow of a doubt, BoB, you win the Interwebbies for the day!
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Aww, thanks. 😀
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Too funny! You do find the best stuff to share!😹
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Who knew horses needed a break from boredom??? And it beats being ejected from the local tavern.
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Ah, ha, ha. This is precisely why I told the members of the family not to give my daughter’s pet lovebird a bell. 😀 — Suzanne
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