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This entry was posted on Saturday, May 25th, 2019 at 9:14 am and is filed under animal crackers. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
You can observe a lot by watching.
—Yogi BerraÂ
There are three ways to get something done: 1. Do it yourself. 2. Hire someone to do it. 3. Forbid your kids to do it.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessâ„¢ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitterâ„¢, the beer they named for Bob
😻
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I like how subtly funny some of these are lol
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Hmmm. For the last one, what if that’s visit number 9?
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If the cat is anything like mine, it’s lost count.
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That’s cheating! They’re supposed to be limited to nine!
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(p)AW-some! =^..^=
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Love the funnies! Thank you for sharing them.
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog.
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Thanks Chris. 🙂
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Reblogged this on blogging807.
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Thanks Rae. 🙂
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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“Race you upstairs;” LOLOLOLOL!
The expression on his face!
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Very funny
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:-))
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Thanks for the chuckles!
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Ah, ha, ha. I love the idea of Death coming multiple times. 😀 — Suzanne
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Love this! I am always looking forward to a good laugh. 🙂 I have nominated you for The Sunshine Blogger Award. The details for the award are here: https://allmywoes.blog/2019/05/the-sunshine-blogger-award/.
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