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This entry was posted on Tuesday, June 11th, 2019 at 1:36 pm and is filed under simple pleasures. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea
at all. —Oscar Wilde
The doctor gave me only three months to live. So I shot the doctor, and I got thirty years.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Sometimes I am embarrassed because I enjoy puns so much.
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Well, join the club. 🙂
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I love puns! You found some goodies 🙂
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You’re giving “The Week in Pictures” (on PowerLineBlog.com) a real run for the money!!
(They post one every Saturday)
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
More good’uns from BlueBird 😂
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😀 😀 😀
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I’ll just say that I love them all 😀
The wooden level is gorgeous! Yes, I am a bit of a tool (and other) geek.
Also gonna make a tire clock for the next worthy mechanic I meet.
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Love!!!! 😁
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“Clogged drain”……o. m. g.(roannnnn)!
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These are really good. 😀 — Suzanne
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You don’t need to go to India for a Pun jab!
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I might have to steal that one…
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Thank you made my morning..
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Mission accomplished!
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How dare you mis label a rare picture of a haggis in flight as a drone?
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Great ones here. Bob. I love the Switzerland one!
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Love these! Puns are so much fun!!
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Reblogged this on Its good to be crazy Sometimes and commented:
This really made me laugh
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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Most welcome
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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these are worth a reblog! Too funny!
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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Oh I love these!
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The *Thought for the Day* is especially funny and appropriate for this great sampling of the wonders of the puniverse.
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[…] Happiness is a warm pun […]
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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