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People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything.
βThomas Sowell
Only in math problems can you buy forty cantaloupes and no one asks what the heck is wrong with you.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessβ’ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitterβ’, the beer they named for Bob
Hahahahahahaha — my auto incorrect wants to turn all those hahas into Ashwagandha and Susquehanna lol.
I especially like the black Jeep of the family. And the Chevy truck that identifies as a Prius. Lol! Thanks, I really, REALLY needed a laugh this morning. πππ
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Mission accomplished!
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BWAHAHAHAHAH!!! That jeep one is especially evocative to me for several reasons! π Thanks for the great laugh!
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[…] via Bumper snickers β bluebird of bitterness […]
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Thank you for the link. π
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Ha ha!
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog.
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π π π
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We have a “bronze” Grand Cherokee, darn it, so If I had a black one I’d be running out and getting a spare tire rack just so I could have that tire cover…
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So funny!!
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These are great, especially the puns, although the βwhatever my wife bought this weekβ would really make me smile if I saw that.
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Hilarious. π — Suzanne
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[…] Bumper Snickers | Bluebird of Bitterness […]
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Thank you for the link. π
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Reblogged this on Writer's Treasure Chest and commented:
Thanks so much for the ‘giggles of the week’, Bluebird. These are hilarious. I just had tons of fun.
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Thanks A.J. β€οΈ
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You’re very welcome
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Funny!
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[…] Bumper snickers […]
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Thank you for reblogging. π
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