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This entry was posted on Monday, June 24th, 2019 at 12:31 pm and is filed under circus of life. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
The C student starts a restaurant. The A student writes restaurant reviews.
—P. J. O’Rourke
A lot of people cry when they chop onions. The trick is not to get emotionally attached.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Very funny, though it’s hitting close to home.
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I hear you. (Or I would, if my hearing aid were working.)
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Love the last one❤️❤️
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😀
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Loved the motorbike chap.
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That one cracked me up. 🙂
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Reblogged this on "OUR WORLD".
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Thanks Nancy. 🙂
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My pleasure 🐦
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I laughed and laughed at the “earlier it gets late” one! SO true 🙂 Thanks for the smiles!
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I used to be a night person. Never thought I’d live to see the day when I was no longer one. Sigh…
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The last one is the best!
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LUV the last one!
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[…] Senior Moments | Bluebird of Bitterness […]
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Its good to be crazy Sometimes and commented:
Love this and I have been tempted to do the second one on more than one occassion
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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Welcome 🙂
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[…] via Senior moments […]
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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