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English major jocularity
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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You don’t HAVE to be an English major to appreciate these!
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My day is happier because I haven’t seen most of these. Except the “Don’t annoy the writer…” one. My pastor’s wife gave me a mug with that on it.
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Thanks for this. I really need it right now. Writing is a lonely affair. It’s good to laugh at it once in a while
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
😂😂😂
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Thanks Chris. 🙂
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“…through tough, thorough thought, though”; but thumtime-th my tongue geth in the weigh. Thorry ’bout that!
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OMG; I want to MARRY every one of these, especially English Can Be Difficult.
Also want a Grammar Police patch; where do I sign up?
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As soon as I find out where they sell them, I’ll post a link! 😀
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Please do!
(This isn’t exactly the same thing, but in the “crowd” Harvey Levin talks to outside The People’s Court there was a girl wearing a t-shirt that said “SARCASTIC COMMENTS LOADING.”)
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Also “Try it in the MacBath”!
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Soooo punny!
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Reblogged this on powerfulwomenreaders.
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Thanks Rae. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Jeanne Owens, author.
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Thanks Jeanne. 🙂
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These are great. 😀 — Suzanne
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I love the first one. That’s me down to the ground. I once removed an apostrophe from a plural on a chalk-written board outside a hairdresser’s shop. (I checked no one was looking, though. I’m not that brave!)
And I want that badge! Where can you get one? 😀
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Me, too! 🙂
I’ll be your lookout on all such future missions! For almost a year, a construction project going on down the block has had a sign offering (prepare yourself) “CONDO’S FOR SALE!”
(You already know this, but I keep thinking “Condo’s WHAT?”)
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Could be worse. I once saw one of those signs with removable letters that said “WATERFRONT CONDOMS FOR SALE”.
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Oh, my GOODNESS! LOLOLOLOL!
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I have come close to causing traffic accidents when I see signs with egregious butcherings of the English language.
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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