Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessâ„¢ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitterâ„¢, the beer they named for Bob
bluebird of bitterness 
I f I find the Virgin Mary in my pancake I can sell it on eBay for lots of money!
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I once saw Jesus on my toast.
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How do you rate? The best I’ve ever seen on mine was Millard Fillmore.
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Hopefully you’ll graduate to a former prez of greater recognition, like Martin Van Buren.
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I was hoping for William Henry Harrison, myself…
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Back in the early ’90s when I was a bank teller, a customer came to my window who was named William Henry Harrison. When I remarked that was also the name of one of our presidents, he replied unimpressively that he was a direct descendent of the ninth president. He was rather nonplussed by his lineage because his mother kept making a big deal about it until he got tired of hearing it. He then said something about he heard that the original WHH wasn’t that good of a president anyway. I pointed out that we have no idea what kind of a president he could have been because he died a month after taking office.
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BoB, I *really* enjoy these, I just never see the world in this way.
Must be my Engineering degree, ’cause I see the Real World and only notice science-related things. Thingies.
But I DO enjoy sunsets and sunrises – there’s hope!!
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Another great pareidolia set, BoB.
Sad burrito is sad, but happy pistachio ice cream is happy!
The beverage-foam images were unusual. The wine-bottle bubbles skull was so good it invites accuastions of p’shopping.
The manatee croissants look much more like manatees than the marshmallow search manatees from the other day.
And that coffee foam image looks suspiciously like something someone might go all jihad about.
😮
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Yeah, I must have manatees on the brain or something. You may be right about the marshmallow puzzle — maybe those were seals. They looked like manatees to me, but no one would ever accuse me of knowing much about marine biology (or any other branch of science). There’s a reason why I majored in English.
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I think they look like manatees myself; I picture seals as having a pointier snout. They also looked baby-whale-ish to me or a little bit like a cartoon version of catfish.
(However, I, too, am science-impaired, so. . . )
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I was just thinking that those croissants remind me of that puzzle!
Great minds, and all that 😉
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Thanks; I’d been wondering what the green stuff is!
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I thought it was lime sherbet, but what do I know?
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Oh, YUM! Lime is one of my favorite flavors 😀
I was actually thinking that stuff looks like some kind of guacamole hybrid, but I think you’re right. The texture looks too tight to be guac.
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Thanks for the laughs, Bluebird!
I especially like your Thought for the Day: “I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.” Lol lol lol… I needed that laugh! In a couple of hours I will be leaving for the Albuquerque airport, to take a Southwest airlines flight to Connecticut. My granddaughter is getting married on Sunday. My ex and my daughter’s ex will be there.
Why axis, indeed. . .
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All my exes are on the why axis.
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I LOVE these!
I hope all my Swiss is as happy to see me as I am to see it 🙂
(That poultry item is actually kinda terrifying!)
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I agree. The stuff of nightmares.
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This is great!
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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