I can’t brain today, I have the dumb

37 Responses to I can’t brain today, I have the dumb

  1. Wyldkat says:

    Now, that is a salad I would enjoy. 😀

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  2. Relax... says:

    Eat more vegetables!

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  3. Cyranny says:

    Thank you so much for the good laugh! It was much needed this morning 🙂

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  4. colonialist says:

    The people on the stairs will just walk into one another?
    Love the professionalism of the sign.

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  5. Lol lol lol lol lol!

    I need to get me some stir-fried sundae with tripe, and a crunchy vegetable salad for dessert.

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  6. julesmomcat says:

    Ignorance has consequences: The porta-potty hauler ignored the overpass clearance height sign, obviously. One of the first rules we learned in J.B. Hunt’s driver training school.

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    • No kidding. But I also question the intelligence of the driver in the convertible following this guy. That’s something I’m always aware of when I’m stuck in traffic, because there are some vehicles you really don’t want to be behind. I narrowly avoided disaster awhile back when I noticed a truck in front of me that appeared to be carrying a load of garbage, and the only thing keeping it contained was what looked like a canvas flap held in place by some hooks. I moved to a different lane so as not to be behind that truck, and sure enough, a little farther down the road, the flap gave way and there was garbage everywhere.

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  7. ibikenyc says:

    Yeah; he LOOKS like a Dick owner!

    (Not sure I think the cell phone one is funny. . . )

    Once again, though, I could comment about every single one of these! Thanks for another bout of laugh-’til-I-cry! 😀

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  8. You have outdone yourself today. 😀

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  9. jenny_o says:

    Thanks for these – I snickered louder and louder as I read each one 🙂

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  10. Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
    Bluebird’s pick for today 😂

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  11. Lol! Thank you for the laughter Bob! Today i am very in need. 😉 Have a nice weeekend! Michael

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  12. Reblogged this on Writer's Treasure Chest and commented:
    These are hilarious. Thank you for the chuckle, Bluebird!

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  14. Mae Clair says:

    Those are insanely funny. Thanks for the laughs!

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  15. Léa says:

    And they say humans are more intelligent than animals…

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