I can’t brain today, I have the dumb

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37 Responses to I can’t brain today, I have the dumb

  1. Amanda Cade says:
    July 18, 2019 at 8:43 am

    Wow. Just…wow.

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  2. Wyldkat says:
    July 18, 2019 at 9:00 am

    Now, that is a salad I would enjoy. 😀

    Liked by 2 people

  3. Relax... says:
    July 18, 2019 at 9:16 am

    Eat more vegetables!

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  4. Cyranny says:
    July 18, 2019 at 9:23 am

    Thank you so much for the good laugh! It was much needed this morning 🙂

    Liked by 2 people

  5. colonialist says:
    July 18, 2019 at 9:29 am

    The people on the stairs will just walk into one another?
    Love the professionalism of the sign.

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  6. Linda Lee/@LadyQuixote says:
    July 18, 2019 at 9:39 am

    Lol lol lol lol lol!

    I need to get me some stir-fried sundae with tripe, and a crunchy vegetable salad for dessert.

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  7. Lisa Beth says:
    July 18, 2019 at 11:27 am

    Love these! 😀

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  8. Penny Wilson Writes says:
    July 18, 2019 at 12:03 pm

    🙂

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  9. julesmomcat says:
    July 18, 2019 at 12:28 pm

    Ignorance has consequences: The porta-potty hauler ignored the overpass clearance height sign, obviously. One of the first rules we learned in J.B. Hunt’s driver training school.

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    • bluebird of bitterness says:
      July 19, 2019 at 9:53 am

      No kidding. But I also question the intelligence of the driver in the convertible following this guy. That’s something I’m always aware of when I’m stuck in traffic, because there are some vehicles you really don’t want to be behind. I narrowly avoided disaster awhile back when I noticed a truck in front of me that appeared to be carrying a load of garbage, and the only thing keeping it contained was what looked like a canvas flap held in place by some hooks. I moved to a different lane so as not to be behind that truck, and sure enough, a little farther down the road, the flap gave way and there was garbage everywhere.

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  10. ibikenyc says:
    July 18, 2019 at 12:33 pm

    Yeah; he LOOKS like a Dick owner!

    (Not sure I think the cell phone one is funny. . . )

    Once again, though, I could comment about every single one of these! Thanks for another bout of laugh-’til-I-cry! 😀

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  11. Apple Hill Cottage says:
    July 18, 2019 at 1:08 pm

    You have outdone yourself today. 😀

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  12. Sadje says:
    July 18, 2019 at 1:19 pm

    Lol!

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  13. jenny_o says:
    July 18, 2019 at 2:16 pm

    Thanks for these – I snickered louder and louder as I read each one 🙂

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  14. The Story Reading Ape says:
    July 18, 2019 at 2:58 pm

    Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
    Bluebird’s pick for today 😂

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  15. OIKOS™-Publishing says:
    July 19, 2019 at 5:48 am

    Lol! Thank you for the laughter Bob! Today i am very in need. 😉 Have a nice weeekend! Michael

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  16. aurorajeanalexander says:
    July 23, 2019 at 3:31 am

    Reblogged this on Writer's Treasure Chest and commented:
    These are hilarious. Thank you for the chuckle, Bluebird!

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  18. Mae Clair says:
    July 26, 2019 at 10:17 am

    Those are insanely funny. Thanks for the laughs!

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  19. Jennie says:
    August 3, 2019 at 7:09 am

    Really funny!

    Liked by 1 person

  20. Léa says:
    August 6, 2019 at 9:57 am

    And they say humans are more intelligent than animals…

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