Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
bluebird of bitterness 
Ah, ha, ha. My head is now spinning. These clothes would never survive my Indian cleaning woman. I would have to buy a washer. That should be on the label. 😀 — Suzanne
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Bwahahahaha!!! Someone in the manufacturing trade has wayyyyy too much time on their hands. But I guess it relieves the boredom. Can YOU imagine sewing all those tags? I’d go nuts.
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Yep, me too.
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LOL! Hilarious! Everyone should dry fly (and/or dance when they want to).
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Perhaps there are also translation errors? Or maybe, when manufactured in China or countries that don’t use our alphabet… some joker really enjoyed it! LOL :-)c
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Oh, man! 78 years of buying clothes with BORRR-ing labels! I’d have bought a lot more, if the tags had been this entertaining.
P.S. – LUV the staring, interlocking, lizards wallpaper!
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After seeing these, I decided that there is no excuse for boring labels. 🙂
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Oh my goodness, these are hilarious! I’ve never been lucky enough to get a funny tag, but I’m going to look harder now 🙂 Thanks, BoB.
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If you do get a good one, take a picture and send it to me. 🙂
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I must be shopping at the wrong stores. 😁
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You and me both. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Always read the instructions 😂
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😀 😀 😀
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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