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People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything.
āThomas Sowell
Only in math problems can you buy forty cantaloupes and no one asks what the heck is wrong with you.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness⢠(no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitterā¢, the beer they named for Bob
We’d all be in trouble if she took off!
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Don’t look up!
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That must have been one big cocoon.
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Awry? Nah, kinda purty!
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… ‘awry’??????????? … I think ‘gloriously splendiferous’ might better serve here…
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I wonder about the “butterfly effect” … you know, the thing that says if a butterfly flaps its wings in …
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no, i don’t know. please finish the sentence..
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The “butterfly effect”, put simply, it’s a theory that says if a butterfly flaps its wing in a certain location, a hurricane could be the result in another, far away, place. The term is often used to describe the larger effect of a smaller deed.
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ah so! — Thank you for that gentle reminder to this ancient elder…
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LOL! Brilliant!
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Ah, yes, the African Elephy, sometimes called the Butterflant, of the family pachydoptera.
Once, great herds of them fluttered across the vast savannah, but their mounted heads were highly prized by hunters, and they were almost hunted to extinction in the last century.
While their numbers have slowly increased, they are still on the endangered list. Part of the preservation difficulty is that they mainly feed on the rare honegranate:
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Hmmm…..if you can imagine it, you can do it! : )
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Brilliant!
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But you have to kinda wonder why God didn’t think of this. It’s beautiful.
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Probably true somewhere.:)
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For some reason, it struck me that this would make a terrific Halloween costume!
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Lovely!
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Oh, this is wonderful!
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“People in Dubai donāt understand the humor in āThe Flintstones,ā but people in Abu Dhabi do”. I don’t get it.
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If you didn’t grow up watching The Flintstones on TV, it won’t make any sense. Whenever Fred Flintstone got excited, he would holler “Yabba Dabba Do!” at the top of his lungs, and if you say “Abu Dhabi Do” out loud, it sounds very similar. š
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Oooooooooooooooooooooh Kay. Wow, that one was subtle. Thanks.
I grew up watching Flintstones and have seen most episodes two or more times as the grandchildren love Fred and Barney. They also like the Jetsons. However, I never would have gotten that one. Hah! Abu Dhabi do!
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Mothra lives!
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THAT is HILARIOUS! LOLOLOLOL!
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