Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
bluebird of bitterness 
I want every one of these sayings on coffee cups!
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I’d buy the set!
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So would I. 🙂
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Summer perfect 👌
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Good ones. 😀 — Suzanne
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Oh man, and I just spent 10 hours yesterday doing a major cleaning overhaul on my house…still not finished (partially unpacking boxes and moving things to storage, too, hence the mess).
Love that “dusting” one up top. That one took up the most of my day, via sweeping, vacuuming and mopping.
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Love these – that first one could be my theme song 🙂
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Once you’ve learned to think of the dust as part of the decor, life becomes so much simpler. 🙂
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LOL! I like the way you think 🙂
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The ‘song lyrics” one – more truth, than humor, there!
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No kidding.
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
A few B&W oldies, but goodies, courtesy of BlueBird 👍😄
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😀 😀 😀
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Reblogged this on ravenhawks' magazine and commented:
Love every one of these!
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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I really enjoyed this. rofl
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[…] For All the Girls Out There… | Bluebird of Bitterness […]
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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pricelesss….
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Reblogged this on Its good to be crazy Sometimes and commented:
I relate to all of these
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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Welcome 🙂
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