An oldie (no pun intended) but goodie from The Onion, in honor of Senior Citizens Day.
bluebird of bitterness
The opinions expressed are those of the author. You go get your own opinions.
Recent Comments
Under the mask.. on Happy April 1st insearchofitall on Happy April 1st Geoff Stamper on Happy April 1st jenny_o on Caturday cartoons jenny_o on Happy April 1st Nancy Homlitas on Caturday cartoons willowdot21 on Caturday cartoons egorr on Happy April 1st egorr on Happy April 1st Dr.Pallavi.S on Bored of education 
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
-
bluebird of bitterness 
It’s Senior Citizens Day? I didn’t know that. Do I get a prize of some kind?
LikeLiked by 2 people
Yes! You get a free one-year subscription to bluebird of bitterness! Congratulations!
LikeLike
I want a prize too,lol
LikeLiked by 1 person
You also get a free one-year subscription to bluebird of bitterness!
LikeLiked by 1 person
OK Thanks.
LikeLiked by 1 person
It’s the least I can do. 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person
Love ya, Goofy.:)
LikeLiked by 1 person
I know I’m still alive, but, watching my 4 cats run circles around this house, raises my doubts, ’cause I can no longer keep up with them.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Join the club…
LikeLike
Ah, ha, ha. I’m a senior but know I’m alive because of my aches and pains. Pain can be a good thing. 😀 — Suzanne
LikeLiked by 1 person
Yeah, I’m pretty sure if I were dead I wouldn’t hurt so much…
LikeLike
Reblogged this on Musings on Life & Experience and commented:
Hilarious.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks Suzanne. 🙂
LikeLiked by 1 person