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Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won’t buy, but have you ever tried to buy them without money?
—Ogden Nash
Employment applications always ask whom to call in case of an emergency. I always say ‘an ambulance.’
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
I would like to do the napping with three cats
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😀
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Love all but especially the cat in disguise,
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The disguised cat is my favorite, too. 😀
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❤️❤️❤️😍
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Awesome … Great stuff. Rubbing against the lamp takes it for me.
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That’s the reason I’ve always avoided the kind of lamps that switch on when you touch them!
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…and after, and after, and after, and after…
Good Stuff, BoB!
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No, that’s more than nine!
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I have one who I’d swear was on his tenth or eleventh…
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Some go in cycles of nine . . .
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Sheer genie-us, the last one!
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😀
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Ahhh – ‘happily ever after,’ times 9 lives! PURRR-fect!
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[…] Caturday funnies at Bluebird of Bitterness […]
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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Thank you. lol
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Purrrfect 😹
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Thanks Chris. 🙂
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👍😃
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Much fun. BOB. I do love Chester – what a fierce bird!
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Chester’s an old softie deep down. 🙂
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Love these! Thank you – you make Saturdays fun 🙂
I like your background today. Very suitable 😀
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Thanks Jenny. 🙂
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These are great. I especially liked the cat door in the castle gate. 😀 — Suzanne
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No castle should be without one. 🙂
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How many cats do you have?
The lamp is hysterical.
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The lamp one’s my favourite too 🙂
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