Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
bluebird of bitterness 
I hope the cat is happy to stick to that leg.
Hugs
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Nothing like having a leg full of splinters. 😀 — Suzanne
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Ahoy there! Looks like the cat has a good reason to love his human.
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Arrrr maties and such like. This cartoon is a fake. You know how I can tell that’s just a studio model and not a real pirate? He doesn’t know which end of the telescope to use. 😉
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A real pirate wouldn’t have a purple with pink polka dot doo-rag!
It was a dead giveaway!
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Unless the pirate is color blind…
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Leave it to you to notice that! 🙂
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I think we need to find a day to to celebrate Lumberjacks. I want an excuse to eat a mountain of flap jacks, wear plaid, and heft an enormous axe around all day, Arrgh, what ye say me hearties?
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Arrrrrrr!
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I’m in.
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Avast ye B.O.B. Ye’ve gained yerself a re-blog, which ye can read by pushin’ yon link: http://sparksfromacombustiblemind.com/2019/09/19/3tc-9-19-19/
Arrrggghhh.
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Thanks Melanie. 🙂
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Love the Cat.:)
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Ah-harrrrgh, me hearties! 😀
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This totally cheered me up!
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Mission accomplished!
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Hahaha!
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