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This entry was posted on Saturday, October 5th, 2019 at 7:41 am and is filed under animal crackers. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
Few things are harder to put up
with than the annoyance of a good example. — Mark Twain
When your pets die, bury them with saddles and weapons, so future archaeologists will think we rode cats into battle.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Those were good. And I want to play Feline Monopoly
Since the cool front moved in, our three felines have completely changed where they hang out around the house, lying in places I haven’t seen them for months. Getting back to their winter roosts.
One was up on top of a cabinet last night, stretching up and pawing at the air duct above. No, sorry, kitty, not yet time to turn on the furnace.
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Mine have taken to sleeping on top of the dryer when it’s running.
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Reblogged this on Blue Dragon Journal and commented:
{Chuckle!}
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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BWAHAHAHHA!! I’m not a ‘cat’ person per se, but I’ve heard stories of some of these (like the refusing to get off something even when squirted with water repeatedly)….now I wanna see some DOG cartoons! 😉
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Your wish is my command.
It’s a dog’s life
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Aw! Thanks! ❤ 😀
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Cats are unlikely to approve . . .
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LUVVUM! Thanx for elucidating our fuzzers’ thinking!
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Great day to start Saturday, thank you! The Dr. Meus one reminds me of the old saying “thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. They have never forgotten that.” 🙂
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Purr fect
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Soooo fun. I am beginning to have a fondness for cats. They’re quite funny.😺😺
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Reblogged this on dreamweaver333.
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Courtesy of BlueBird 😹
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😀 😀 😀
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[…] Caturday Funnies Bluebird of Bitterness […]
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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What a great selection! lol
It took me a minute to get the very last one, but then I realized what “puffy” really meant and I love it 🙂
Thanks, BoB!
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Thank you for the laughs, giggles. wonderful
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Thank you for the giggles, Bob! Hope you had a nice weekend! Best wishes for the next! Michael
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OMG – these are all so fun! Hugs, RO
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[…] Caturday Funnies | Bluebird of Bitterness […]
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Thank you for the link. ❤️
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