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This entry was posted on Tuesday, October 15th, 2019 at 8:00 am and is filed under circus of life. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. —Paula Poundstone
My kid accused me of being overdramatic, so I changed the WiFi password. We’ll see who’s overdramatic in about five minutes.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Brilliant!😂😂😂
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The doormat manufacturer is certainly a fan of “Happy Fun Ball”!
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Hard to pick a “best” out of this great collection, but the one about runners keep to the side of the road wins on subtlety.
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Agreed!
But the rest of them are GRRRRRREAT!
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Gives new meaning to “the best of the best of the best” 😄 Here’s another one to add to the collection “Please, don’t feed fingers to the animals!”
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😀
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BWAHAHHAHAH!!!
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Very good.
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All worth a full read! The doormat one is brilliant.
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I loved that one. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog.
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Thanks Chris. 😀
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Thank YOU for the Warnings BB 😎
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Just doing my civic duty, Chris.
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👍😂😂😂
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One of your best collections yet! 😀
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Awww, thanks. 🙂
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Oh oh, I think that coyote has a giant magnet with ACME written on it. Better call airport wildlife services… Not that I’ve seen many roadrunners in Juneau.
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2 best, on range and rough road. Sounds homey, viva Arizona!
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I wanna meet the dude that CAN molest a gator.
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That conjures up a very disturbing mental image…
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I’m seeing a guy with LOTS of scars and a Cajun accent so thick, you need a translator. I’m suddenly hearing Jerry Reed’s “Amos Moses”. LOL!
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the Seminole still wrestle alligators as a teenage-manhood rite. then one or the other settles down to dinner. Deep-fried gator or well-battered Seminole? 🙂
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Heh. Awesome.
Gator is tasty. 🐊
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But, what about the Seminole? 🙂 Probably too tough to chew, anyway!
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I’ve never tasted a Seminole so, I can’t offer a culinary opinion. 🍽🍴🥄🔪
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These are hilarious! I thank you for the laughter you have brought me today!! 😁 😂 🤣
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Mission accomplished!
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😁
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Reblogged this on The Reluctant Poet.
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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My pleasure! This was super!!
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Thank you for the link. ❤️
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I love the doormat label and the rough roads – I’ve been on some roads where your teeth feel like they may rattle out!!
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😀
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One of your best collections! 🤣
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Awww, thanks. 🙂
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