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This entry was posted on Saturday, October 19th, 2019 at 7:22 am and is filed under animal crackers. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything.
—Thomas Sowell
Only in math problems can you buy forty cantaloupes and no one asks what the heck is wrong with you.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Reblogged this on Blue Dragon Journal and commented:
Ha, Ha!
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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Lol!
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Hilarious. I’ll have to share. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Two on a Rant and commented:
As someone who is owned by a cat, I had to share the hilarity.
My cats have done all these things — and I ain’t lion.
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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My pleasure!
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LUV ‘EM ALL!!! PURRR-fect!
P.S. – Our greatest joy in life, is being owned by cats.
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You know how that old saying goes… “Dogs come when they’re called, cats take a message and get back to you later.” 😸
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Love them all, but the rebutting the computer was hilarious 🙂
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My cats excel at rebutting. 🙂
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In the jungle, the quiet jungle … 😀
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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Reblogged this on dreamweaver333.
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OH, dear GOD…
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“Whim a way;” LOLOLOLOL!
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Your blog always makes the day brighter
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Mission accomplished!
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These a just great
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LOVED them all…but I do think you saved the best for last!!😂😂😂
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I always try to save the best for last. Sometimes I succeed. 🙂
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