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This entry was posted on Monday, November 18th, 2019 at 7:58 am and is filed under animal crackers. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
The C student starts a restaurant. The A student writes restaurant reviews.
—P. J. O’Rourke
A lot of people cry when they chop onions. The trick is not to get emotionally attached.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Perfect way to start Monday. These are all hilarious!
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Hahahahahahahaha! Love them all!
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Courtesy of BlueBird 👍😂
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Thanks Chris. 😀
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‘Eggman’! Brilliant … all of ’em! 🙂
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The eggman one was my favorite. 🙂
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Ah, the lemming people. Coyote (spirit of maliciousness and liberalism) cries a new line and they rush up that mile high cliff of lies to once again fly off the edge to land on their heads. And Coyote shouts and they’re off again!
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Poor porcupine….talk about bursting one’s own bubble!
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I hope he demanded a refund.
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These are hilarious! I had a mouthful of coke that I spit out on my computer screen…thanks!
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