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This entry was posted on Friday, November 22nd, 2019 at 8:18 am and is filed under circus of life. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
This entry was posted on Friday, November 22nd, 2019 at 8:18 am and is filed under circus of life. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won’t buy, but have you ever tried to buy them without money?
—Ogden Nash
Employment applications always ask whom to call in case of an emergency. I always say ‘an ambulance.’
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessâ„¢ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitterâ„¢, the beer they named for Bob
That’s cool. Love to see people do something besides gripe and frown.
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😀 😀 😀
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Painful as they were, I was glad to watch the outtakes at the end, because you knew fer derned shure he didn’t do all those astounding tricks first time perfect.
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That was meant for the bicycle tricks post. How did it end up here? (Cue Xfiles theme)
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So cute!!
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How to make your shopping trip worth the effort!
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I dance all the time at work. Don’t care who watches.
Work plays top-of-the-hour songs – they have a few that and they play them over and over. Yesterday, as I was leaving, one of my favorites -Happy by Pharrell Williams – came on. I danced my way out the door — right past the Human Resource manager. He just laughed at me. Asked me if I had been sampling some of the drugs in the pharmacy.
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HR guy was probably envious — he wishes he could be as uninhibited as you are. 🙂
p.s. You’ll like next Friday’s happy dance. 🙂
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Yesterday, I went into the office to get the scanner to scan for ‘lows and holes’ — I try not to call it ‘lows and hos’ lol.
He asked how I was doing — I said I didn’t dance into to work this morning, but give me a couple of hours and I would be dancing all over the pharmacy.
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From the movie, “Trolls”, my wife informs me…
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I wish someone would do that in the stores near me!
It’s great to see how many people were uninhibited enough to go for it.
It’s given me a smile on my face on a wet day in the UK.
Thanks, Bob.
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Mission accomplished!
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