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Fowl play
bluebird of bitterness
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessâ„¢ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitterâ„¢, the beer they named for Bob
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bluebird of bitterness 
Is that last one you, BOB????? 😉
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Of course, it is!!!
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That gray bird is actually my cousin Alphonse. Why he mistook that white egg for me is anyone’s guess, since everyone knows bluebird eggs are blue. Alphonse has not been right in the head since that midair collision he had with a radio-controlled model airplane last spring.
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Oh; that was him? Oops! Sorry! 😉
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It’s an easy mistake to make. 🙂
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No, I meant that he was the bird I hit with my drone!
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Sorry, I’m a little slow on the uptake this morning. 😀
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Bluebird’s cartoons are a great way for me to end my Monday blogging & reblogging contributions 😃😂
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Thanks Chris. 🙂
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All so good! Love the first and last especially 🙂 Thanks, BoB!
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I’m glad you enjoyed them. 🙂
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lol!
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All wonderful … fave is the woodpecker! 😀
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They can be destructive little nuisances (they attack the siding on our house all the time), but they make great cartoon characters. 🙂
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So, you’ve taken to installing doorbells at strategic places then. 🙂
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