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This entry was posted on Monday, January 6th, 2020 at 8:04 am and is filed under circus of life. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. —John Mortimer
Sometimes when you push the envelope, the envelope pushes back.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
lol And I totally agree with your “thought for the day.”
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Reblogged this on Blue Dragon Journal.
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Thank you for reblogging. ♥️
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Some days be like…
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Thanks Chris. 🙂
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Welcome, BoB 😃
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No need to hit the snooze button so hard, Pig.
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Perfect for Monday
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Probably none in hell either. 🙂
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Nice logic! Haha. Very funny stuff!
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[…] Chris wanted to give us a chuckle and to be honest this is me every weekday via Monday chuckles […]
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Thank you for the link. ♥️
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LMAO! These are priceless! Reblogging now!
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Reblogged this on Therapy Bits and commented:
I know its not Monday now, but these were priceless! Had to share! 😀
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