Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
LOLOL! 😀
(That Eau Gallie practice has got it goin’ ON!)
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“If our dog doesn’t like you, we probably won’t either”: my parents had a dog that liked almost everyone. One time they let a salesman into the house, and the dog clearly did not like the salesman. As a result, he failed to make a sale. My parents trusted the dog’s reaction. J.
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It’s a dog’s life…
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Bwahaahhaha HA HA HA HA!! Ziggy (who had the ‘squash” ((they don’t do the ‘chop’ any longer apparently) would not agree with that whole ball statement though..
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Courtesy of BlueBird 😎
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😀 😀 😀
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These are brilliant.I like the My dog has a gun… And Please do not empty your dog here especially.
Thanks for the laughs, Bob
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At last, no vile, low-minded cats! Dogs rule because dogs are the best. this is good, but the last I shudder at. Mine still works because he’s got papers back generations. Other dogs, yes. Like any Jezebel can tell you, doing that keeps hubby homes, nights.
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The last one i prefer. Lol Wish you a beautiful weekend. Michael
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Likewise, Michael. 🙂
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:-))
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Reblogged this on The Literate Lurcher and commented:
Hi, Pearl here! We Greyhounds don’t often laugh, but this post from Bluebird of Bitterness did make me smile!
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Writer's Treasure Chest and commented:
Thanks for the giggle once again, Bluebird! You never fail to help us smile!
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😀 😀 😀
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Reblogged this on Its good to be crazy Sometimes and commented:
A bit of a chuckle for you
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Thank you for reblogging. ♥️
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Welcome 🙂
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Ahahahaha! Have to reblog these! Class! 😀
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[…] via Signs of the times — canine edition […]
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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