Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Good ones!
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Love that first one! What a great idea.
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog.
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😀 😀 😀
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That play-board is brilliant! 🙂
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One very smart dad. 🙂
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Truth, in utero. Ahhh, the good old days!
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The last one:
They’ll be 30, broke, and deeply in debt…
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When he was about the age of the little boy in the first picture, my grandson spent a happy hour sorting all his granfather’s screws out!
And I love the last one!
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Reminds me of the little ones who toss the gifts aside and instead play for hours with the boxes and wrappings 🙂
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Grandkids are the greatest. 🙂
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That play board is ingenious! Similar to the quilts or books with zips, snaps, buttons, laces, etc. but made for the little mechanical people 🙂
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[…] I can relate to all of these, with thanks to Chris for sharing via Monday chuckles […]
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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The award for best Dad goes to…This guy!
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So relatable hahaha!
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Reblogged this on Therapy Bits and commented:
I just had to share! So funny! 😀
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Thank you for reblogging. ♥️
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