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My father was a very successful businessman, but he was ruined in the stock market crash. A big stockbroker jumped out the window and fell on his pushcart. —Jackie Mason
I ordered a chicken and and egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
LOL – punny!!!
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Courtesy of BlueBird 😃
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😀 😀 😀
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These are all great!! J.
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Moo-shoe pork, LMAO. Those were very punny.
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BWAHAHAHAHHAH!!!
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It will take a while for the smile to come off my face, but that’s a good thing.
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What a great way to put that!
Me, too! 🙂
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Mission accomplished!
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LOL! I love puns so much – thank you!
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😀
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All great … but ‘remains to be seen’ is like a double-pun! 😀
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These were horrible(y good)!
Reall belly jigglers!
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Reblogged this on Its good to be crazy Sometimes and commented:
These are all brilliant
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Thank you for reblogging. ♥️
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Most Welcome 🙂
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These are all great!
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Thank you for the link.♥️
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