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The cleverly expressed opposite of any generally accepted idea is worth a fortune to somebody.
β F. Scott Fitzgerald
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessβ’ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitterβ’, the beer they named for Bob
How now, brown cow? π
Thanks for the early morning chuckles, Bluebird.
How does a cow fail spelling when their alphabet only has two letters? Maybe he was meditating. “Ommmmm.”
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“Ommmmm;β LOLOLOLOL! π
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Reblogged this on Blue Dragon Journal.
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Thank you for reblogging. β₯οΈ
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“Patty.”
ROFL! π
Also about the map of the world! WHEW! How do they come up with these?!
And how do you, Bob, consistently find the best ones? π Thank you again so much for a day-starting chuckle π
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Amoosment – Bluebird style π
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π π π
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Time travelling cow and barbed wire. BWAhahahaha…
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I really like the cow who never left the farm!
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Thanks for the laugh!
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