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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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Hilarious. I needed this laugh today!
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Mission accomplished!
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Monty Python knew my grandmother? More terrifying than the threat of the harness strap from Dad, the evil granny look form Nana. When she drove down the street, cops tended to drift into back alleys and side roads. the only time one dared stop her for speeding (I was going a little fast, you idiot, so what? (45 in a 25 mph zone). She gave him a nasty tongue lashing and then did something really cruel, she told his grandmother.
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Never, ever, EVER piss off Granny. She knows too much…
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Much more fun than the ‘Little old lady from Pasedena’! 😀
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Apparently I’ve been doing this grandmother thing all wrong.
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You and me both, Lady Q. 🙂
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Love, love, love Monty Python!
I qualify as a hell’s granny! My granddaughter Lucy was born yesterday!!
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Woo-hoo! Congratulations! ♥️
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Thanks!
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congratulations, young lady. Brut, lying can get you a bad spanking. You’re not old enough to have grandchildren! 😉 May every blessing be on Lucy and all who love her.
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Thank you so much for both the well wishes for Lucy and all and the compliment to me. Very sweet of you.
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