Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Lol!
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Yep. Erica kitteh gets to sleep in Frankie doggies bed in my office. Frankie always defers to her.
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Yeah, but dogs know how to stare. It may take hours, but it works! Honestly, though, I always moved the cat out of the dog’s space immediately. We are the dog’s only God — and they ask us for so little. ♥️
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I gotta admit, I am not familiar with cats who actually sleep in cat beds, let alone unseat the dog from their big bed. My cats are much happier stuffing their fat butts into baskets and boxes better suited for newborns than something big and roomy.
Too cute. Go kitties, show Fido who is boss.
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Poor, poor puppy doggies. Nasty kitties sleeping in their beds.
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All cute. Some real LOL funny.
Good doggies.
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I don’t think the ancient Egyptians worshipped dogs, but they did elevate the cat to deity status, i.e. Bast. They knew gawd status when they saw it, and for good reason.
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Oh, these are too much! That poor elderly lab looking pitifully at the camera, waiting for a champion to tackle the two kittens. Bless his little heart.
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The great dane – the bigger they are, the harder it is! 😀
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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It’s truly strange how dogs will allow this to happen! They seem to be either intimidated or just good boys/girls 🙂
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