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This entry was posted on Tuesday, February 18th, 2020 at 7:45 am and is filed under circus of life. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won’t buy, but have you ever tried to buy them without money?
—Ogden Nash
Employment applications always ask whom to call in case of an emergency. I always say ‘an ambulance.’
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Love these and the play on words in your title.
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the boy tasting snowflakes has always been my favorite shoebox christmas card. i’ve gotten the most laughs out of that one every time.
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Winter Wonderland!! Too true!
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Each funnier than the one before; LOLOL! 😀
Debbie Dense strikes again, though: What’s going on with the ice fishing one?
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It appears that the fish are trying to catch the human, using money as bait.
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Oh; DUH; thank you very much! 😀
(First I thought it was a mousetrap. Then I enlarged the cartoon as much as I could and realized it was money. Then I didn’t know WHAT to think! Now I can sleep tonight; LOL! 😉 )
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Ahhh – thanks for the clarification.
P.S. Are you snowed under, in Eau Claire? (I traded Janesville, WI, for Camden, TN – no snow!
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We have a fair amount of snow — I’d call it about average for this time of year.
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No app for shoveling the car out of the snow could apply to adults these days, they are so phone obsessed 😉
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Chill – with Bluebird 👍😃
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😀 😀 😀
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That was a bunch of belly laughs! 😀
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I loved these, especially the “got your nose” and the BBQ charcoal for replaceable eyes – lol
Thanks for the smiles 🙂
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I used to live in Winnipeg; it was COLD in winter!
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Bless you!
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[…] Originally posted, with other funnies, here. […]
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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The winter wonderland is clever. I love the snowman sneezing one. For once I did not find Garry Larson particularly funny.
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Thank you very much. All fantastic, and made a great laughter here, too. :-)) Michael
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