Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
bluebird of bitterness 
I can’t decide what is funnier, the cow not driving the car in the accident or the orgasmic berries.
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I think I want some blueberries today… Stupid question, but is kyky one of those members from around that flat globe?
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Rumor has it she’s one of its founders.
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lol, most likely
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LOLOLOLOL!
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Just finished having fresh blueberries on my breakfast.
They were okay.
😀
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I think kyky is a member of the flat earth society. ^_^ And I totally want to know how the got that grill up there.
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Yes, and how it STAYS up there!
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog.
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Thanks Chris. 🙂
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I don’t understand the woman walking across the train tracks. Help!
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Crossing tracks or streets with one’s eyes glued to a screen is not generally considered intelligent behavior.
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Someone is going to have to explain the girl in the crosswalk to me. I’m not seeing it.
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She is looking at her phone, as death approaches
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Hilarious! I’m not sure about the girl in the crosswalk but I think it’s because the tram is coming and she seems to not even have noticed? I had to look hard at the deck and the electric saw . . . and finally noticed the cord. Hope nobody was electrocuted 🙂
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I confess to doing something similar at least 4 times in my life, but it involved a drill, spade bits, and a 110 or 220 VAC line on the other side of the joist or wall I was drilling the hole in.
Circuit breakers are our friend!
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Publik Edumacashun on display…
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Flat-earthers – poor dears, such one dimensional thinking.
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TWO dimensions, Widdershins, one dimension is a line.
Just being pedantic, sorry…
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Heh, heh, heh …. exactamundo – but as Obi-Wan Kenobi said, ‘Only from a certain point of view’ 😀
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Lol! I think the first one is the best. I will do a remake for here. 😉 Sometimes the physics are very far away from human existence. :-))
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Haha. Especially the Flat Earth society.
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Love these, as usual! Thank you again, BoB 🙂
Not gettin’ that first one. I suspect I’m over-thinking it. Anyone?
Our neighborhood supermarket does a thing in its sale flyers similar to the second one: “Only in stores where available.” (I do wonder if the tire shop meant that as a joke, though. . . )
One of my Pinterest boards is called “A New York Yankee in Redneck Territory.” That grill out the window is now a part of it!
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I think the first one is just that using a door is pretty basic; why do we need a sign that explains it 🙂
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Yes, you are over-thinking it. The instruction on the door should NOT be necessary – how many doors with a doorknob do you simply pull or push?
It’s one of those, “Duh! “instructions…
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The dog has remarkably short legs?
Took me a while to realise that the saw is boxed in!
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Short-legged dog; LOLOL!
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Orgasmic blueberries? GIMME SOME!
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I found that descriptor redundant, but maybe it’s just me! 😉
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Reblogged this on Writer's Treasure Chest and commented:
Thanks for the giggles, Bluebird. This is hilarious! 😀
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😀 😀 😀
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