I can’t brain today, I have the dumb

31 Responses to I can’t brain today, I have the dumb

  1. morgueticiaatoms says:

    I can’t decide what is funnier, the cow not driving the car in the accident or the orgasmic berries.

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  2. trentpmcd says:

    I think I want some blueberries today… Stupid question, but is kyky one of those members from around that flat globe?

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  3. Just finished having fresh blueberries on my breakfast.

    They were okay.

    πŸ˜€

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  4. Willow says:

    I think kyky is a member of the flat earth society. ^_^ And I totally want to know how the got that grill up there.

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  5. I don’t understand the woman walking across the train tracks. Help!

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  6. Wyldkat says:

    Someone is going to have to explain the girl in the crosswalk to me. I’m not seeing it.

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  7. jenny_o says:

    Hilarious! I’m not sure about the girl in the crosswalk but I think it’s because the tram is coming and she seems to not even have noticed? I had to look hard at the deck and the electric saw . . . and finally noticed the cord. Hope nobody was electrocuted πŸ™‚

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    • egorr says:

      I confess to doing something similar at least 4 times in my life, but it involved a drill, spade bits, and a 110 or 220 VAC line on the other side of the joist or wall I was drilling the hole in.

      Circuit breakers are our friend!

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  8. egorr says:

    Publik Edumacashun on display…

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  9. Widdershins says:

    Flat-earthers – poor dears, such one dimensional thinking.

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  10. Lol! I think the first one is the best. I will do a remake for here. πŸ˜‰ Sometimes the physics are very far away from human existence. :-))

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  11. V.M.Sang says:

    Haha. Especially the Flat Earth society.

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  12. ibikenyc says:

    Love these, as usual! Thank you again, BoB πŸ™‚

    Not gettin’ that first one. I suspect I’m over-thinking it. Anyone?

    Our neighborhood supermarket does a thing in its sale flyers similar to the second one: “Only in stores where available.” (I do wonder if the tire shop meant that as a joke, though. . . )

    One of my Pinterest boards is called “A New York Yankee in Redneck Territory.” That grill out the window is now a part of it!

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    • jenny_o says:

      I think the first one is just that using a door is pretty basic; why do we need a sign that explains it πŸ™‚

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    • egorr says:

      Yes, you are over-thinking it. The instruction on the door should NOT be necessary – how many doors with a doorknob do you simply pull or push?
      It’s one of those, “Duh! “instructions…

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  13. colonialist says:

    The dog has remarkably short legs?
    Took me a while to realise that the saw is boxed in!

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  14. julesmomcat says:

    Orgasmic blueberries? GIMME SOME!

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  15. Reblogged this on Writer's Treasure Chest and commented:
    Thanks for the giggles, Bluebird. This is hilarious! πŸ˜€

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