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bluebird of bitterness
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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bluebird of bitterness 
The last one is fitting these days.
Think pizza mouse and you are here are my faves. I had a pet snake so I almost feel the mouse’s fear. I never enjoyed feeding my snake unless the mouse was really mean and bit me.
I have a mean streak, too.
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We had a mouse in the house last night. HE was eating the crackers.
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Too funny! Do you have a favorite?
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Probably the pool table. 🙂
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Three blind mice…LOL!
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Mice don’t stand a chance, around here – our fuzzers make short work of their existence.
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Laugh til you squeak – courtesy of BlueBird 🐭🐭🐭
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😀 😀 😀
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I like the pool table one. Oh, and the technology one. Not to mention the three blind mice, and the…Oh heck! I love them all.
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Thank you for the laughter, Bob! All are wonderful! Best wishes, take care. Michael
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I always feel better after having a chortle with Bob. 🙂
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Mission accomplished!
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So many of these are really witty and bizarre
. I think this is one of your best ones. 😄
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Thank you for the link.♥️
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