Sunday funnies

6 Responses to Sunday funnies

  1. Sue Cass says:

    lol

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  2. Widdershins says:

    The awkward moment when you realise youi’ve just walked (swam) past your ex and didn’t recognise them!!! 😀

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  3. Three really funny, and distinct, religious jokes. BoB does it again.

    One of them does bring up a serious theological question: Do to-go cups in 9Heaven really need lids? OTOH, there is coffee in Heaven – duh.

    Did anyone ever do a cartoon of Jonah and Gepetto meeting?

    But, again, serious(ish) theology, all the kids stories, at least when I was a tad, were “Jonah and the Whale.” And I knew, even from a lad, that It Was Not A Whale!! Big. Fish. Not. Whale. Whales strain their krill through comb-like ‘teeth’ and would choke on something as big as a full-grown Jonah. And Whales Aren’t Fish!

    Great Fish – or big fish in some translations – or large sea creature. (Man, I love BibleGateway.com.)

    Footnotes:
    Jonah 1:17 The ancient Hebrew term “fish” did not make a distinction between fish and marine mammals. There are no marine creatures known today which would be capable of swallowing a man, either because of their anatomy or because of their observed behavior. It is possible that the creature that swallowed Jonah has long since been extinct, or even that it was uniquely created by God for this one purpose.

    😀

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  4. Ah, ha, ha. Looks like Adam is in trouble. 😀 — Suzanne

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  5. V.M.Sang says:

    I like the Adam one. Ouch!

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  6. Eileen says:

    Just what the doctor ordered for stir craziness. Thanks.

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