❧ Hey gorgeous, can I ship you a drink?
❧ You can’t spell virus without U and I.
❧ Since the public library’s closed, I’m checking you out instead.
❧ If coronavirus doesn’t take you out, can I?
❧ I really can’t stay, baby — it’s COVID outside.
❧ Without you, my life is as empty as a supermarket shelf.
❧ Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within six feet of me?
❧ Some enchanted evening, you may see a stranger, across an empty room…
❧ You can’t spell quarantine without U R A Q T.
❧ Hey baby, if you need toilet paper, I can be your Prince Charmin.