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An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea
at all. —Oscar Wilde
The doctor gave me only three months to live. So I shot the doctor, and I got thirty years.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessâ„¢ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitterâ„¢, the beer they named for Bob
I liked the Van Gogh, too. Don’t you love it when people can see humor in a pandemic. 🙂
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I consider humor to be the ultimate survival tool. 🙂
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Great way to say it. 🙂
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Lemons outta lemonade; yes, PLEASE! 😀
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The house filled with crochet – how did you get in my house? LOL I had to share that picture.
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Since I’m retired and an introvert, the quarantine hasn’t really inconvenienced me very much, except for all my favorite craft stores being closed. How in the !#$%@& am I supposed to get more yarn when I run out?
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“People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything.
—Thomas Sowell”
LOLOLOLOL!
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One of my favorite “Quotes of the Day.” 🙂
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Good ones. I especially like Will going to Costco. 😀 — Suzanne
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I love the van Gogh, but they’re all good.
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Funny! 🙂 Thank God I live in Arizona. I have friends in Kali-fornia, where the pster children of Corona are Harry and Meagan, and the queen of corona, Pelosi. Gov. Dusey Told everybody to stay home but factory workers, road crews, ranchers, and…Hm. Only bars and barbers were told to stay home 🙂 Word is, up in Phoenix, the ah, night shift on E. Van Buren St., is in trouble. too many ladies in face masks and no takers. Cowboys are advised to sniff first. If they smell arthritis cream or Mennen aftershave, do not hire ‘her’. hasta! Viva Arizona!
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