See also:
How to Pass the Salt While Maintaining Proper Social Distance
See also:
How to Pass the Salt While Maintaining Proper Social Distance
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Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won’t buy, but have you ever tried to buy them without money?
—Ogden Nash
Employment applications always ask whom to call in case of an emergency. I always say ‘an ambulance.’
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Insane. Genius.
I think I just blew a fuse.
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I like the Jane Austen quote.
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LOL! That is a thing of beauty indeed!
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Reblogged this on Blue Dragon Journal.
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Thanks Eliza. ♥️
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This is Amazing!! 🙂
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That was just … just … just … bloody brilliant!!! 😀
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I had to watch it multiple times and even now I’ve missed some of the detail!
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I didn’t get to this until just now.
Brilliant!
Wonder how long it takes them to set all that up AFTER the thinking backwards!
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What I *really* enjoyed was the “reuse” of several items, and some of the surprise operations.
Just fantastic!!
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Tho a little slow and repetitive early on, this Rube Goldberg skit builds up to a stratospheric level of zaniness. Nice Quote and Thought too.
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