Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
bluebird of bitterness 
Reblogged this on Blue Dragon Journal and commented:
Ha!Ha!
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😀 😀 😀
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Before/After: adumbrate.
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Yes, too much time on your hands… “) Not me. I work from home, anyway. I am trying to get new garden patches dug (20 feet by 3 feet, 3 feet deep to get rid of caliche). The doctor thinks that great. I’m the poster child for open heart recovery. hasta!
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Good job! My hat’s off, to anyone who can grow a garden!
~~ Jules “2-Brown-Thumbs” MomCat
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April 89th? Bwahahahaha!
These were all too funny. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog.
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Thanks Chris. 🙂
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Thanks Jeanne. ♥️
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I just love the sewing kitty.
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[…] blog post before – so I thought I’d share it.Caturday funnies – coronapocalypse edition https://bluebirdofbitterness.com/2020/04/25/caturday-funnies-coronapocalypse-edition/ Some much-needed laughter…Thank you for visiting, reading, liking and/or commenting on my blog […]
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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Lol – Thank you Bob, stay well and save. Michael
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Likewise, Michael. 🙂
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:-))
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Thanks for the good laugh, BOB. Cousin Thorndike looks like he’s put on the corona 15 (oz).
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😀
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