Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessâ„¢ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitterâ„¢, the beer they named for Bob
Hello bluebirdofbitterness. Thank you for the pick me up. Be well. Hugs
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Some funnies to cheer you up, courtesy of Bluebird 😂
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Thanks Chris. 🙂
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I like the car crash! How on Earth did that happen?
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Texting while driving, because “BIZZZ-eeeee!” (Eyeroll.)
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I have a feeling you’re right.
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I will spare you my soapbox about that.
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I LOVE the selections of memes/cartoon/etc. you always include. Please don’t stop.
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I have no intention of stopping. This is how I preserve what little remains of my sanity. 🙂
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Thanks for the margarita [pick-me-up!
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You’re welcome. 🙂
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The dog in the sink; LOLOLOLOL!
(Also, I want a sink like that, with the molded-in drainboard!)
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Does anyone even make those anymore?
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Good question. That’ll be my next online research project 🙂
The house I grew up in had a porcelain double sink with an enamelled drainboard that slid back and forth so that either side could be covered, but that’s not the same. Also, the drainboard was level, so it didn’t actually drain.
(Of course, you can get whatever you want if you throw enough money at it 😉 )
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The dog’s all-in-one sink for the win today, but the margarita coffee is a very close second! 🙂
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:-))
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