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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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These are great! I’m reblogging!
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Reblogged this on Two on a Rant and commented:
These are too funny. Had to reblog. 🙂
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Thank you for reblogging. ♥️
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It’s a great post that should be shared. 🙂
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Awww, thanks — you’re so sweet. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Scotties Toy Box and commented:
Hello bluebirdofbitterness. Thank you for a grand belly chuckle, well needed these days. Hugs
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Thanks Scottie. 🙂
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“nearly half of all American women now have gray hair”…
and the other half of us are into coloring ours.
Thanks, BoB, for the laffs!
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You must be a do-it-yourselfer. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Courtesy of BlueBird 😂
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😀 😀 😀
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Funny stuff. I especially liked the Navy working from home. 😀 — Suzanne
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