Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
bluebird of bitterness 
Hilarious, every one! Thank you, BoB 🙂
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Reblogged this on ravenhawks' magazine.
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Welcome to Woman’s World, courtesy of BlueBird 😂
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😀 😀 😀
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Right! Where are the cleaning forest creatures when you need them?
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They’ve been studiously avoiding my house.
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Headache? Grandma always said, “Pain strikes the weakest place.”
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Now that’s funny!
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Grandma was pretty sharp.
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🙂
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All of ’em, brilliant!!! 😀
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the last one is absolutely true. Prince charmings are boring. I want the songbirds and squirrels to help me with dishes and laundry, dang it. Use those fluffy tails to sweep my floor, too.
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You said it. I’d even provide them with all the birdseed and peanuts they could eat.
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I already do. If I’m supposed to sing to them to get them to do it, I’m afraid I’ll have to settle for something else. I could open up the windows and play some Pink Floyd… maybe that would help.
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Let me know if it works. 🙂
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I like the aspirin one. The best advice.
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Reblogged this on Dragons Rule OK. V.M.Sang (author) and commented:
Some thoughts on woman’s work, courtesy of Bluebird of Bitterness.
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Thanks Vivienne. ♥️
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I got the buttons back and didn’t get an error message! Let’s hope it lasts.
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Ah, ha, ha. So true. 😀 — Suzanne
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Really cute! I want to reblog… May I?
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Be my guest. 🙂
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