In honor of the birthday of Sir Arthur Sullivan (1842-1900), a parody of “When a Felon’s Not Engaged in His Employment” from The Pirates of Penzance.
In honor of the birthday of Sir Arthur Sullivan (1842-1900), a parody of “When a Felon’s Not Engaged in His Employment” from The Pirates of Penzance.
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Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won’t buy, but have you ever tried to buy them without money?
—Ogden Nash
Employment applications always ask whom to call in case of an emergency. I always say ‘an ambulance.’
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
I miss Fred Gwynne. 😦
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I miss these types of shows, they were great!
A note here, I’m a Fuddy-Duddy…
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Me too. This was one of my favorite shows when I was a kid.
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Okay, bluebird, you have outdone yourself for weird Wed.!!
I know I caught some episodes of Car 54 early-on, but I don’t think I saw many episodes. I mostly just remember Toody and Muldoon were a good Mutt-Jeff pairing, with short, round-faced Joe E Ross (that “ooo! ooo!” guy I knew, probably from Phil Silvers) and that tall craggy Fred Gwynne.
Never cared for the Imitation Addams Family show where Gwynne played a Frankensteinish lump. Read recently that he really hated that part, and I don’t blame him; very typecasting at the least.
Which is why I was delighted to see him as the severe and imposing judge in My Cousin Vinny. The perfect actor for the part, and a great part for Gwynne’s talents. A fitting finale for his career.
But lo! Now I know he could sing! 😀
In fact, I just read his bio over at IMDb. He did a lot of stage and more screen than I realized. Quite a life. Twice married, five kids by his first wife. “Gwynne sang professionally, painted, sculpted, wrote & illustrated children’s books…”
imdb.com/name/nm0001304/bio?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm
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I quite agree about “the Imitation Addams Family show where Gwynne played a Frankensteinish lump,” and was also delighted by him in “My Cousin Vinnie.”
(And, I also had no idea he could sing!)
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He was a multi-talented guy. 🙂
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I read “A Chocolate Moose for Dinner” by Fred Gwynne to my kindergarten class ages ago. Haven’t thought if it again till now, but it was delightful! I think I’ll be ordering some of his books for the grandbabies now 🙂
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When my kids were little they all loved “A Chocolate Moose” and its sequels. It’s a good thing I kept my copies, because most of Gwynne’s books are out of print and used copies are selling for a king’s ransom.
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Hilarious! 😀
As a bonus, I love ❤ a capella of any sort.
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So do I. 🙂
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Especially doo-wop, about which I always hasten to mention that I don’t REMEMBER them, I just KNOW them 😉
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