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Take this lockdown and shove it
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
So says Bluebird 😂
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Thanks Chris. 🙂
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At least we can laugh about it!
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Sometimes laughter is the only way to survive without going bonkers.
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And you are definitely helping us out!
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Ah, ha, ha. My favorite is the aliens fattening everyone up for harvest. 😀 — Suzanne
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🙂
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The murder hornets probably looove hand sanitizer and we will find out they are more active during summer months. Yikes.
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I hope you’re wrong, but I fear you’re probably right…
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Love the one with the cat. 😉
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Thanks! My son took that picture of his cat, and my daughter suggested the caption. 🙂
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Great work. Best greetings to them. Good to have such qualified coworkers. You are blessed! Be well and stay save. Michael
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If life were a Japanese monster movie, the murder hornets and coronovirus would turn on each other, battle it out in the middle of Tokyo, and end with the murder hornets emerging victorious and returning to their Pacific island of origin.
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Hysterical!
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