Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
hahaha! You can’t tell me whose balls I can and cannot touch!
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Just be sure you’re wearing gloves and a mask. 🙂
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I do even when there isn’t a virus going around
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Love how you can KICK, but you can’t TOUCH! 😀
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No kidding. Who could have foreseen that guys would need testicular guards while playing tennis?
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I have no personal experience with this whole thing, but I’ve heard and seen enough that this is making me wince!
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That poor woman! She did a great job considering the text she was working with 🙂 Thanks for the chuckles!
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She’ll probably never live it down. 🙂
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Ouch! New balls please!
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Last I checked, the pro shop was sold out.
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I think the conspiracy people may be right – airplanes are spraying stupidity gas over us.
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This lockdown has made conspiracy theorists of many who once thought themselves impervious. 🙂
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Haha. Don’t forget to initial your balls or you might forget who they belong to!
Stupidity gas? Perhaps it’s a real thing. That’s one excuse for the increase of stupidity around the globe. Perhaps the would-be dictators (and there are quite a number, especially if you add the actual ones) are behind it all. Make people stupid and they won’t see what’s really going on
There’s another conspiracy theory for you to work on.
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When she got to taking a sharpie to initial your balls, the tears from laughter were streaming!
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😀 😀 😀
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