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We always ask where the time went. We never ask where it’s coming from. —James Lileks
My mind is like my internet browser—19 tabs open, 3 of them are frozen, and I have no idea where the music is coming from.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
All very true!
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Reblogged this on Blue Dragon Journal.
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Thanks Eliza. ♥️
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All funny and that last one is sheer genius!
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I always try to save the best for last. 🙂
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Yikes. Too true!
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Regency Novel or Pandemic Life: “The more things change the more they stay the same;” also, “There is nothing new under the sun.”
(LOL at the look on the sabotaging dog’s face! 😀 )
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
Courtesy of BlueBird 😃
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Thanks Chris. 🙂
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Welcome, BB 👍😃
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Great ones, BoB, especially the last one!
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Priceless. Lol Thank you Bob.
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Loved this stolen a couple as I frequently do!
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😀
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Funny stuff. My favorite is “Regency Novel or Pandemic Life”. 😀 — Suzanne
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That was my favorite too. 🙂
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Weary, indeed!!🤣🤣🤣
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