Food fight

To protect the health of its elderly patrons, a grocery store set aside an hour every morning, from 8:00 until 9:00, for shoppers aged 65 and older. At 7:45 dozens of senior citizens were lined up outside, waiting for the store to open. 

A sports car pulled into the parking lot and an athletic-looking young man jumped out. He tried to go to the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back with her walker. 

When the young man started for the front of the line again, another old lady tripped him with her cane, sending him sprawling.

The young man got up, dusted himself off, and said, “You know, if you folks want to shop here this morning, you’re going to have to let me go up there and unlock the door.”

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10 Responses to Food fight

  1. The Story Reading Ape says:
    June 2, 2020 at 2:06 pm

    LOL

    Liked by 2 people

  2. ibikenyc says:
    June 2, 2020 at 2:48 pm

    HOWLING with laughter!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. jenny_o says:
    June 2, 2020 at 10:52 pm

    LOL!!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. The Hinoeuma says:
    June 3, 2020 at 12:45 am

    LOL!

    Liked by 2 people

  5. egorr says:
    June 3, 2020 at 5:20 am

    I must “assume” he wasn’t wearing the proper Protective Equipment, right?

    Liked by 2 people

  6. julesmomcat says:
    June 6, 2020 at 12:31 am

    LOL! Whodathunkit???

    Liked by 2 people

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