Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Sorry, when I die they’ll find a Ding-Dong in my mouth…
Ain’t none of that looks even faintly appetizing!
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I had to google what a Ding-Dong was!!!!
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I’m legitimately horrified.
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Oh, those would fit right in at the Gallery of Regrettable Food!
https://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/
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LOL! Just looking at the recipes turns the stomach. Thus, achieving the desired goal of skipping lunch and dinner. 🙂
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If those were the only options, I’d skip them too.
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Fluffy Mackerel Pudding YUM! 😀
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Is it better than the non-fluffy variety? Asking for a friend.
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Fluffy is definitely better. I also enjoy the Holy Mackerel variety, on special occasions.
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Sadly, our local market stopped selling the holy variety years ago. And the unholy variety is kind of revolting. I switched to flounder.
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Flounders always looks like a Picasso cubist painting having both eyes on the same side of their head.
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Whoa! Those are low calorie? Well, perhaps the chilled celery log. It’s fascinating how our tastes change over the years. Those fish balls did not look so good.
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I agree.
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There were some pretty dodgy meals created in the sixties and seventies, weren’t there? lol That liver en masque is the one I’d be most likely to pass up 🙂
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That one is definitely an appetite killer.
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I bet the program had 100% success rate. No one wanted to eat.
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My thoughts exactly, Tuesday.
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Ewwwwwwwwwwww
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I wonder if any of these stood the test of time!
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If they tasted as good as they look, I might be tempted…..NAH! Can’t say I’ve ever been that desperate.
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Nope, me neither. They all look pretty inedible.
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Such things are why I disliked family holiday dinners for so many years…
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Reblogged this on Hello World and commented:
Thanks, BoB.
I wish I seen this at the beginning of social isolation; I might still fit into my clothes.
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Thank you for reblogging. 🙂
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Hi. I’ve just reblogged this. If I had seen them at the start of isolation, I would still fit into my clothes.
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WTH is Shashlik?
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It’s beef cubes (possibly marinated) on a skewer, cooked on a barbecue. Otherwise known as “shish kebab.” That was the only one that looked like it might be OK.
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😄 Thank you!
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Ugh
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The salmon mousse didn’t look so bad. The others? 😝
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Ok, I have to confess, I WAS ON WEIGHT WATCHERS in the 70s! I was very overweight 12 yr old, lost almost 40 lbs. The diet was SO strict, I remember making my own ketchup, so bad you’d do without it!
I look at WW today and say, what a bunch of cheaters! Haha, thanks for memories!
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Can we have the recipes or are we just being teased?
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The person who posted the images online posted only the fronts of the cards, not the backs where the actual recipes were. I guess she wanted to keep all those great gourmet recipes to herself. 🙂
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What, no recipe for Jelly-Fish Sandwich? 😉
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