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My grandmother is over eighty and she still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
—Henny Youngman
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
❤ ❤ ❤
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Awww – the last one is SO PURRRFECT! And – didja know? Research has proven that cats’ purring helps humans’ fractured bones heal faster. Yeay!
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I didn’t know that. Guess that explains why my husband’s broken hip healed so quickly. 🙂
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The cat cannon is hilarious! Looks and sounds like something our son would make and then say 🙂
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The first one made me snort (which is sort of like a laugh, but not exaclty)
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Is it wrong that I am jealous of the cat with its cardboard tank?
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Not at all. 🙂
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I like the decoy one. And he will realise it, very soon. I suppose the thing to do is have 2 books on the go, and when he moves you change which book you are reading.
Could make for an interesting plot, though!
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Maybe the thing to do is have two copies of the same book. Then you could switch back and forth without getting whiplash. 🙂
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Both funny and cute. 😀 — Suzanne
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Thank you for the link. 🙂
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Oh, the blue-eyed kitteh cyootnessez! 😀
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Those are awesome! I wish I’d read them last Saturday!
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Reblogged this on Its good to be crazy Sometimes and commented:
New school project build the tank
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Thank you for the link. ♥️
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Thank you for the giggles and the idea to now build a tank
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