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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir… mighty scarce.
βMark Twain
Iβm not weird. Iβm limited edition.
Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessβ’ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitterβ’, the beer they named for Bob
I’m still giggling over the caffeine spider & the lightning bug!
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
LOLs courtesy of BlueBird πππ
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The lightning bug has cracked me up big time! Thanks for all the funnies, but especially that one π
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More great ones. i love them all,
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its vera level …loved it so much
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Hilarious. I especially liked the spider who needed to switch to decaf. π — Suzanne
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Screentime? Looooool
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Loved the walking stick one since I just had a discussion about whether anyone knew what a walking stick is.
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[…] A bit of a giggle for you, thanks to Chris via Bug off […]
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Thank you for the link. β₯οΈ
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Thank you very much for putting a smile on my face
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Reblogged this on Writer's Treasure Chest and commented:
Bluebird of Bitterness provides us with some laughs and giggles today and I permit myself to spread them. Have fun with bugs. Thanks, Bluebird!
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