The bluebird of bitterness wishes everyone a happy Canada Day.
The bluebird of bitterness wishes everyone a happy Canada Day.
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In California, thieves have three choices: They can go to prison, Sacramento, or Washington D.C.
—Burt Prelutsky
I had a really bad day. First, my ex was run over by a bus. Then I got fired from my job as a bus driver. Bummer.
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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happiness™ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
Bluebird Bitter™, the beer they named for Bob
Canada
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Thanks BoB! 🙂
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You’re welcome Will. 🙂
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Oooo, I love your background! Thank you for the Canada Day wishes; three days until your big day too 🙂
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I am virtually certain I have a photo of a jar of PEANUT butter that says:
May contain peanuts.
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Aha! This made me laugh. showed it to my husband.
Ouch! My country has just been slammed. 🙂 (USA)
Really, it is ridiculous to have to state the obvious–just to keep from getting sued.
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I couldn’t agree with you more.
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Thanks for the Canada Day recognition. Yay Canada!
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😀
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Thanks for reminding us Canadians what a great country we live in!
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My pleasure. ♥️
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It’s over here too. (UK) Contains nuts on a packet of walnuts. There’s a clue there somewhere!
Everything seems to contain nuts, though. We have packages that say ‘Factory No nuts.’ Then something like ‘May contain traces of nuts.’ What the…?
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I have thought about getting a sign for the front door of our house that says “May Contain Nuts.”
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Thank you kindly, Bluebird. 🙂
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