English major jocularity

25 Responses to English major jocularity

  1. As a former English teacher, I would just like to say thanks for this post. Very funny stuff!

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    • When I was in college I worked for an English professor, and one of my jobs was to go through all of his student’s essays and correct their grammar, spelling, punctuation, and usage. Some of the stuff they came up with was mind-boggling. And this was at a fairly selective school!

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  2. Thank you for that last one, Bluebird. I’m still on jury duty and another trial is scheduled for day after tomorrow. Courtroom humor is exactly what I need right now. 😀

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  3. jenny_o says:

    I can’t even begin to tell you how much I love these! Every one cracked me up! (my mom was an English teacher and the nut didn’t fall far from that tree, lol. although she would be horrified if she knew I was lol’ing in public) …. Thanks so much, Bluebird; you made my day 🙂

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  4. julesmomcat says:

    Oooh – LUV the ‘possessive’ – more folks mess that one up, than we can count!

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  5. Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
    Lighten up, it’s THURSDAY – Chuckles courtesy of BlueBird 😂

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  6. jenanita01 says:

    Raised a smile at most of these…

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  7. V.M.Sang says:

    These are hilarious. I loved the Pedant’s Revolt (that’s one of my most irritating things) and the thesaurus. The Sloppy Joe and the psychologist are pretty good too. Oh, what the heck! I love ’em all. Thanks, Bob.
    Reblogging when I get back to my pc as my iPad is tempremental.

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  8. Thank you for the laughter, Bob! Very appreciated. Enjoy your day, butdont fly into a fan. 😉 Michael

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  9. Ah, ha, ha. I especially liked the Thesaurus. 😀 — Suzanne

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  10. […] A bit of a giggle for your Saturday via English major jocularity […]

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  11. julesmomcat says:

    Thesaurus… oh, GROANNNNN! 😀

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