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Home sweet home
Bob's sister Hannah
Bob's sister Ada
Bob's brother Otto
Bob's sister Eve
Bob's sister Nan
A baby picture of Bob and his siblings (clockwise from upper left: Otto, Eve, Hannah, Ada, Bob, and Nan)
Bob's childhood home
Bob's mom and dad
Bob in his youth
Bob's cousin Alphonse
Bob's Uncle Ralph and Aunt Edna
Bob's cousin Archibald
Bob's stepbrother Herbie (who really needs to quit smoking)
Bob's cousin Chester
Bob's Great Uncle Norbert and Great Aunt Phyllis
Bob's cousin Saffron (who will do anything for a drink)
Bob's cousin Thorndike
Bob's brother-in-law Vinnie
Bob's cousin Orville, who loves the Green Bay Packers
Bob's nieces Lulu and Bitsy, the biker chicks
Bob's stepsister Eloise, with the twins, Rudy and Trudy
Bob's Uncle Henry and Aunt Rowena
Bob's niece Esmerelda (who likes to live dangerously)
Bob's Great Uncle Arthur up in Saskatchewan
Bob's cousin Louie, the grackle of grumpiness
Miss Screech, Bob's journalism teacher
Bob's nephew Winthrop, who loves sports
Bob's Uncle Seymour and Aunt Bernice
Bob's second cousin Schlomo in Brooklyn
Bob's nephew Baxter
Bob's cousin Darrell
Nigel, Bob's pen pal in New Zealand
Bob's sister-in-law Delphine, who volunteers at the animal shelter
Percy the Pickpocket, Bob's third cousin once removed (the relative no one likes to talk about... every family has one)
The Bluebird of Happinessâ„¢ (no relation to Bob)
A pair of boobies (also no relation to Bob, but included for readers who desire titillation)
A pair of tits (in case the boobies were insufficiently titillating)
Bluebird Bitterâ„¢, the beer they named for Bob
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This is why we don’t leave our cars unlocked during zucchini harvest season.
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Q. How can you tell someone doesn’t have a friend in the world?
A. You see him buying zucchini at the grocery store.
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🤣🤣🤣 Brilliant!!!
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Bwahahaha! Love it 🙂
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Maybe I’ve been preparing it wrong all these years, but I have never Gotten It about zucchini!
(Nor about eggplant, either: Ratatouille used to be one of the things I gave up every year for Lent!)
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😀
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Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
One for the gardeners / veggie growers out there, courtesy of BlueBird 😂
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😀 😀 😀
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BWAHAHAHAH!! 😆 I need to put up that “Leave zucchini and you’ll be shot” on my screen door again this year…
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Humor imitating life! That’s great!
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LOCK YOUR CAR DOORS WHEN YOU GO TO CHURCH!!
Or else…
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Does it seem to you there’s always more zucchini than you planted? 😀 — Suzanne
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Always. 🙂
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